"Oh, please Your Highness! Not the Glasgow Empire!!"

 

"True, true...however on the downside, it costs me a fortune in contraceptives."

 

Unhappy Hour

 

"Houston...We have a problem."

 

"I'm thinking of having my tooth capped."

"The Bells! The Bells!"

"I dread to think what the hotel will be like."

"They've got Tomahawks? Goodness what next Sargent! Of course they've got Tomahawks...You'll find, if you look closely...that all Indians have got Tomahawks, Haw! Haw!"

"We're leaving Bunty! They allow smoking in the car park!!"

Snowman

Punting Death

"Run for your lives everybody!! It's a bouncy castle!!!"

Have a Nice Day

"We are now entering the very heart of Mount Rushmore."

"Oh, for goodness sakes! Can't you keep those dominoes quiet? We're trying to eat a vegetarian meal over here!!"