"Well, if we had known that the river was this polluted, as developers we'd have thought twice about encroaching on the green belt."

"It's gone."

Space Ship

'Ard Shoulder

God-U-Like

"Oh, Mummy, you don't understand, Brian sees me as the wind beneath his wings."

"Did you hear that? Get into stocks and bonds, surround yourself with material things! Ye Gods Millington, this man is my kind of Guru!!"

"Don't worry petal, Ive been watching them for ages and they seem completely harmless."

Terracotta Suits

"For God's sake Parkinson! Slow down or you'll have us all killed!!"

"It's Virgin's Inter-City"

"It just never occured to me that he would be wearing a contact lens."

"You'd think if he'd been that successful he'd have had his nose fixed."

Baby on Board

Dali Impersonator

"...Aw, come on fellas...it's not always really necessary...especially in the toilet."